11/30/2011

Seen on the Doll Boards (R-Rated)

eBay seller markandmu aka artist Fetique+Clinique posted on the doll boards about new wigs and a new anatomically correct Ken doll. As expected the wigs are edgy. What I did not expect was this:


Do you think it's removable?

The description reads: "The sexy young fit model Taurus is special repainted and with anatomy correct like a real human." If I ever saw a real human with that anatomy I would have remembered.
More: "He is added with goatee, body hair, pubic and male organ. He look absolutely hot and sexy."

If you care to see the actual auction, click on the picture above or click HERE to go to fetique+clinique's flickr photostream.

17 comments:

  1. So I'm guessing clothing is out of the question for this guy, well, except a quilt perhaps... O.O

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  2. I think the most disturbing thing is that some part of his "correct" anatomy looks terribly burned...
    Christie H.

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  3. I don't think I would be able to have this particular fellow in my collection. I would be way too busy giggling like a really silly teenybopper.

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  4. "If I ever saw a real human with that anatomy I would have remembered."

    And run away screaming for help LOL

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  5. I am with you on the running away screaming part. I know they come in large sizes but I think he may actually have something wrong with him! ;) Or maybe he really does have a third leg?

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  6. "If I ever saw a real human with that anatomy I would have remembered."

    Okay this made me laugh out loud so hard that my boyfriend had to see what I was laughing at. I agree with the burnt comment, why does his weenie look like it was barbequed?!? If that is a Ken doll Ruth Handler is rolling over in her grave.

    Lorna

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  7. Holy Cow...please tell me that this was not posted on Prego?...LOL...I am speechless...

    XXX

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  8. The real funny thing is when you click on the photo & it takes you to the ebay site-
    right under the pic it says

    ENLARGE!

    Ya think so?

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  9. @Gerri: It might have been on Prego but that is not where I saw it. The actual image of this doll wasn't on the boards, only the reference and the link.

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  10. I have one of the anatomically optimistic "Billy" dolls. That poor guy. None of my dolls take him seriously. "My eyes are up here ladies". I've thought of cutting it off to get him into clothes, but that's so cruel.

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  11. If this was realistic, a lot of people would be walking around kinda funny, lol

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  12. @Edmondlives: If at all.
    T

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  13. Well, I've seen quite a few in my pre relationship years.

    They do come in this size. I've seen 3 or 4. It's not the norm, but they are out there. I dated one for a few months. Ouch.

    Darker skinned men usually have even darker skin down there. Again, speaking from experience, lol.

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  14. @Alejandro: Thank you for your experience. I knew someone in the know would come along.

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  15. OUCH!!! OUCH!!! OUCH!!! OUCH!!! And that's just the chain over the hairy chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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