If you are of the mind, you can go to BC.Com and purchase this t-shirt for $18.
And if you are really looking for the answers to the question I have a few suggestions.
He's always silent.
He's already got a girlfriend.
He's on the small side.
He doesn't age.
He often looks dorky.
He's very limited in his movements.
He doesn't have the usual body parts men have.
He doesn't seem to have an income.
He's fond of living in boxes.
He never eats.
Or...you can purchase this set for $5. today and celebrate that Barbie and Ken are back together (at last.)
Now we'll never get a Palm Beach Sugar Daddy.