eBay seller markandmu aka artist Fetique+Clinique posted on the doll boards about new wigs and a new anatomically correct Ken doll. As expected the wigs are edgy. What I did not expect was this:
Do you think it's removable?
The description reads: "The sexy young fit model Taurus is special repainted and with anatomy correct like a real human." If I ever saw a real human with that anatomy I would have remembered.
More: "He is added with goatee, body hair, pubic and male organ. He look absolutely hot and sexy."
If you care to see the actual auction, click on the picture above or click HERE to go to fetique+clinique's flickr photostream.
So I'm guessing clothing is out of the question for this guy, well, except a quilt perhaps... O.O
ReplyDeleteI think the most disturbing thing is that some part of his "correct" anatomy looks terribly burned...
ReplyDeleteChristie H.
I don't think I would be able to have this particular fellow in my collection. I would be way too busy giggling like a really silly teenybopper.
ReplyDelete"If I ever saw a real human with that anatomy I would have remembered."
ReplyDeleteAnd run away screaming for help LOL
@Marna: You said it!
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I am with you on the running away screaming part. I know they come in large sizes but I think he may actually have something wrong with him! ;) Or maybe he really does have a third leg?
ReplyDelete"If I ever saw a real human with that anatomy I would have remembered."
ReplyDeleteOkay this made me laugh out loud so hard that my boyfriend had to see what I was laughing at. I agree with the burnt comment, why does his weenie look like it was barbequed?!? If that is a Ken doll Ruth Handler is rolling over in her grave.
Lorna
Holy Cow...please tell me that this was not posted on Prego?...LOL...I am speechless...
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The real funny thing is when you click on the photo & it takes you to the ebay site-
ReplyDeleteright under the pic it says
ENLARGE!
Ya think so?
@Gerri: It might have been on Prego but that is not where I saw it. The actual image of this doll wasn't on the boards, only the reference and the link.
ReplyDeleteI have one of the anatomically optimistic "Billy" dolls. That poor guy. None of my dolls take him seriously. "My eyes are up here ladies". I've thought of cutting it off to get him into clothes, but that's so cruel.
ReplyDeleteBleeee....;((
ReplyDeleteIf this was realistic, a lot of people would be walking around kinda funny, lol
ReplyDelete@Edmondlives: If at all.
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Well, I've seen quite a few in my pre relationship years.
ReplyDeleteThey do come in this size. I've seen 3 or 4. It's not the norm, but they are out there. I dated one for a few months. Ouch.
Darker skinned men usually have even darker skin down there. Again, speaking from experience, lol.
@Alejandro: Thank you for your experience. I knew someone in the know would come along.
ReplyDeleteOUCH!!! OUCH!!! OUCH!!! OUCH!!! And that's just the chain over the hairy chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYikes! The Barbies in my collection would flee for the hills if I brought him home under the guise of hetero Ken. He doesn't really fit in(haha) with the stylishness of Barbie, or just clothes in general.
ReplyDeleteHe would look perfect naked and alone in a desert island setting though, where one can imagine he has not had sex for years and has had to forage for food in the hot sun all day and every day,..... hence the desperate roasted wiener look.